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1997 Dilbert Christmas tree silk neck tie
What screams holiday joy around your neck - why, Dilbert, of course! The disrespected icon of office cubicles everywhere is featured on this novelty print. Measures 58" long x 4" wide, 100% silk. Dry clean only. Previously owned in excellent condition.
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$ 14.99
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7 miles of bad road UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER size XS/S
This poor sweater from 1994 is well worn and faded, the unfortunate victim of Ugly Christmas Sweater erosion. The festive turtleneck is not included.
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$ 9.99
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A Christmas Story OH FUDGE Ralphie t-shirt size XS/S
Featuring Ralphie and his Life Buoy soap.
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$ 9.99
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Cherubs Gone Wild UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER Size S/M
You won't see them on late night infomercials or racy videos - these nekkid cherubs are exclusive to this ugly sweater. They're not afraid to display their naughty bits, that's for sure.
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$ 29.99
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Don We Now Our Gaudy Apparel UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER size S/M
Poinsettia? Pointsetta? Poinsetta? Who cares. The spelling of these evil red flowers will be the least of your problems after wearing this eyesore. The festive turtleneck is not included.
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$ 29.99
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Don't Eat the Yellow Snowflakes UGLY CHRISTMAS turtleneck size S/M
Words of wisdom: Don't eat yellow snow. Or brown snowflakes
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$ 6.00
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Electrified Teddy Bears UGLY CHRISTMAS turtleneck size XS/S
Nothing screams holiday safety like teddy bears strung up on the lights. Can we say fire hazard?
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$ 6.00
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Fleece Navidad UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER size S/M
This fleece nightmare features some way too jolly snowmen and a pipe cleaner face....complete with googly eyes.
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$ 24.99
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John Holmes Teddy Bear UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER vest size S/M
This vile teddy is either unnaturally endowed or he needs to visit his urologist post haste. The festive turtleneck is not included.
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$ 29.99
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Merry Easchristermas UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER size S/M
This sweater is specially made for the little known holiday of Easchristermas - the festivity celebrated the 6th Sunday of August on a full moon- exactly halfway between Christmas and Easter. On this magical night the tree is strung with colored eggs and stockings are filled with Peeps by a giant red suit wearing jackalope. The festive turtleneck is not included.
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$ 19.99
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