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**SOLD**VINTAGE 1994 Merry Tazmas UGLY CHRISTMAS sweatshirt size XXL/XXXL
Who said tazmanian devils weren't filled with holiday spirit?
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**SOLD**Vintage 70’s cats on a sled UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER size XL
These naughty felines are widely recognized as the neighborhood juvenile delinquents - known for losing their mittens, egging Old Mother Hubbard’s shoe and refusing to assist the three blind mice cross the street. Here they are speeding down the hill after swiping Peter Pumpkin Eater’s snow sled, passing Jack and Jill who were on their way up. What we don’t see is the local animal control in hot pursuit.
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**SOLD**VINTAGE 80's Christmas Cows UGLY CHRISTMAS sweatshirt size M/L
HO HO HO! Moo-y Christmas! These rebellious cows are clearly out of control. After kidnapping Farmer Brown and strapping him to the milk machine (we won't say how, but it was ugly. Very ugly.), these cows escaped from the barn and disguised themselves as sock wearing reindeer. If you find steaming piles of manure on your roof come Christmas Day, now you'll know why.
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**SOLD**Way Too Much Info UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER size M/L
Listen, if the stockings are well endowed that's all well and good for them - but we don't care for that kind of salty talk around here.
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**SOLD**When Good Snowmen Go Bad UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER L/XL
These snowmen were once the epitome of jovial arctic characters, productive members of North Pole society. They dutifully attended all of their “how to wear vegetables as a nose” classes until one day they tired of playing second fiddle to Frosty and organized a mutiny – forever known as the Great Yuletide Rebellion. An unfortunate reminder of that horrible day, this sweater features zip front closure and a festive felt zipper pull.
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*SOLD*Nutty Nutcracker UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER size 3XL
YIKES! This revolting Christmas eyesore features a random assortment of bejeweled holiday icons flying in mid-air. There is a spot on the back, but there is still plenty of room for the “kill me now” sign your friends are sure to slap on your back if you dare wear this in public. We dare you. The shirt pictured is not included.
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*SOLD*Snowmen Gang Initiation Gone Wrong UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER Sm/M
Don’t let them fool you; These deceptively jolly snowmen are actually a North Pole prison gang in disguise, waiting to assault the fashion sense of any unsuspecting innocent who dares lay eyes upon this hot mess. Beware: these are violent felons who will strike while you are distracted by their nauseating grins and dizzying snowflakes. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
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